Minecraft PUNS

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  1. adam_mills

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    Died when a bus crashed
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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  3. DCDJ

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  4. adam_mills

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    One of the waitresses at the local internet cafe has gone missing.

    Server not found.
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  5. adam_mills

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    One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.

    ICU baby, shaking that ass.
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    <--- My right eye is bigger than my left eye. LUL
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    This one I'll give you.
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    thank you, it from sickapedia :)
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    Why didn't the Santa give presents to all the childrens?
    Cause he was to lazy... (ba-dum-tss)
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    Genius.
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    Whats the difference between 1.2 and 1.3?..........................................................Mojang kicked it up a Notch
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    What hero is not a hero? HEROBRINE
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    What will fall out of the world but mever stop dieing? Herobrine on steroids
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    Why were fireworks implemented? to annoy players
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    Oh em geeeeeeeeeee.
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    Q: Why can a man never go hungry in a great desert?
    A: He can eat the sand which is there.
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    I'm making knickers and bras out of grass.

    Its my new lawngerie range.
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    I had a real screamer of a headache but a Jedi used 'the force' to get rid of it.

    Thank god for Anadin Skywalker
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    Jolls The Great Weapons Master

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    Lol.o(^^o)
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    Why did Notch decide to create a game about mining? He thought it would be ore-some ... I stole it, shhh..
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